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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:00
Unacceptable again!
No way
They put up a sign reading
Why does it matter so much to atheists that God doesn't exist?
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Freaks and Cheeks
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Brain’s Reward Center Tracks Not Just What, But When Rewards Arrive - Neuroscience News
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Homophobia is clearly a harmful mental sickness. What can LGBT people do to cure it?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Moving sucks, but decluttering helps - The Verge
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
No go.
Is it ok for someone to crossdress in public?
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Is Bitcoin due for a pullback? – THESE key datasets suggest… - AMBCrypto
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
NASA Pulls the Plug on Europa Lander, but Scientists Propose a Plan B - Gizmodo
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
How is the legalization of same-sex marriage impacting societal norms in the USA?
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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